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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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