is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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