Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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