i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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