There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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