Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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