The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She's the barista slut.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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