super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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