You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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