I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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