think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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