Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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