super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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