I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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