just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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