he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
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South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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