I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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