just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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