made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
