Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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