either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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