How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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