i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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