Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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