i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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