She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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