I wish I could teleport
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Oh god it's open bar.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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