I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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