ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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