My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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