Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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