There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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