Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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