Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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