how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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