Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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