The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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