Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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