Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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