How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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