I want to stick my p in your. b.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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