at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're a waste of cheezeits
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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