i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She told me I should be a condom model.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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