its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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