so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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