you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
