Jerry, you need to find god
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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