god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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