He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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