Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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