Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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