So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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